by Flora Cramp | Jan 22, 2017 | Fashion, Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, News, Sexism, Tights Archive
As Brexit brow sweeps the nation, we take a look at this year’s hottest ‘Article 50’ style essentials, guaranteed to make your wardrobe great again. [Click here to view as a pdf] 1. Henge dress Made of dolerite poly-cotton mix, this neolithic number...
by Iris Clot | Jan 16, 2017 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, News, Sarah Vine, Sexism, The Daily Mail, Tights Archive
1) It’s always best to distract readers from bad news about any royals or prospective royals… …with tits. 2) Women should do age-appropriate shagging As men are allowed to have normal all-purpose sex regardless of age, one presumes these...
by Iris Clot | Oct 3, 2016 | Tights Archive, Uncategorized
Calling Brighton Tightsers (and anyone happy to travel to the funnest bit of British seaside going), we’ve teamed up with Fabrica gallery to screen The Punk Singer. Iris will be at the event and leading a creative response to the film so those who want to, can...
by Flora Cramp | Dec 11, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Merry December dearest pals, The Week in Sexist News is back! Well, sort of. While we’ve been working on our EXCITING NEW PROJECT (which we will unveil with a flourish in the New Year), so we’ve been taking a break from sexist newsing…but…we...
by Iris Clot | Nov 13, 2015 | The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Morning you glories. We have a confession to make… There is no Sexist News today. We do have a good reason, we promise. We are working on a project that we hope will delight and amuse. Though we would love to be able to do TWISN in tandem, trawling through the...
by Flora Cramp | Nov 5, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Good Morning readers! We hope you had a wonderful night of burning cloth men on massive pyres. We tend to do that every two to three weeks, but last night was exceptional – in fact, our fire is still going. We burned enough copies of The Sun to keep the embers...
by Iris Clot | Oct 30, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Good Morning, dear friends. I was just about to pen some scathing introductory words about the shittery of our newshounds, when I spilt a pint of coffee down one leg (the left one), so I’d better go and wash it (the right one is fine). Iris could’ve taken...
by Iris Clot | Oct 23, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
MORNING gals and guys! Have you had a nice week? The papers have contained an absolute toss-fest of shit-flinging and feminist bashing. Which, of course we LOVE. Without further ado here is a veritable banquet of Fleet Street faeces: 10) Not so Fonda* of...
by Flora Cramp | Oct 15, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
MORNING. Well, we missed an important Tights-iversary. Last week we had been doing TWISN for a WHOLE YEAR. A whole blinkin’ year. Forty-five posts about the dickishness of our ‘free’ press. There have been more celeb-lady-part flauntings in the last...
by Flora Cramp | Oct 14, 2015 | fave, Flora Cramp, Tights Archive
I’m sick of seeing arses. Sexy ones, ‘real’ ones, arty ones, surgically enhanced ones, even the arses of provincial rugby teams, innovatively raising money for charity. They’re everywhere on social media, in newspapers and magazines, on the telly. Yep, arses are the...
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