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Darn Kitsch! – Guest Post

Darn Kitsch! – Guest Post

by Iris Clot | Jul 10, 2017 | Craft, Guest post, Sexism, The Home, Tights Archive

We’re very excited that the fabulous Cath Janes has written this guest post for us. Many a beverage was choked on reading her hilarious rage-filled Kraken Wakes blogs. She doesn’t write so much these days, but is no less creative. You won’t find her...
Brexit Style

Brexit Style

by Flora Cramp | Jan 22, 2017 | Fashion, Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, News, Sexism, Tights Archive

As Brexit brow sweeps the nation, we take a look at this year’s hottest ‘Article 50’ style essentials, guaranteed to make your wardrobe great again. [Click here to view as a pdf] 1. Henge dress Made of dolerite poly-cotton mix, this neolithic number...
30 Things We’ve Learned From Today’s Daily Mail

30 Things We’ve Learned From Today’s Daily Mail

by Iris Clot | Jan 16, 2017 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, News, Sarah Vine, Sexism, The Daily Mail, Tights Archive

1) It’s always best to distract readers from bad news about any royals or prospective royals… …with tits. 2) Women should do age-appropriate shagging As men are allowed to have normal all-purpose sex regardless of age, one presumes these...
Ranty Pants: Spectator Sexism

Ranty Pants: Spectator Sexism

by Flora Cramp | Aug 27, 2015 | Contributors, Ranty Pants, Serious Politics, Sexism, Tights Archive

Greetings dear readers! Have you recently seen something infuriating? Have you read an article that has reduced your faculties to semolina?  Has a product or service that promised eternal salvation been a puddle of utter turd? Has an incident filled you with buckets...
If Daily Mail Headlines Were Motivational Posters…

If Daily Mail Headlines Were Motivational Posters…

by Iris Clot | Nov 16, 2014 | Feminist Downloads, Flora Cramp, Hate Mail, Health and Beauty, Iris Clot, Sexism, Tights Archive

Where would we be without the Daily Mail Online? Europe mainly, well we’re still in the EU…for now. But ghastly right wing political guff aside, where would women be without the Daily Hell? How would we know what was going to kill us and which ailments are...
A Nip Down Misogyny Lane: The History of Page 3 in 12 Classic Photos

A Nip Down Misogyny Lane: The History of Page 3 in 12 Classic Photos

by Flora Cramp | Nov 5, 2014 | fave, Flora Cramp, Sexism, Tights Archive, Tits

Clearly exhausted following six challenging months of pretending that Page 3 exists to a) enhance women’s self esteem (HA!) and b) save women’s lives (HAHAHAAAAA!), the twelve year old YTS lads in charge of content writing at The Sun shovelled up this pile...
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