Morning campers, we hope this Friday sees you well. We however, have had an absolute toss-bag of a week. Frankly, Flora and I would like this week to go get knotted. We had plans for amusing capers, my beard is coming on nicely and I’d planned to see if I could join the circus and Flora having just gained her PhD in religious, erotic needlepoint of the 15th century was in the midst of organising a symposium for the terminally weird. She’d ordered the sandwiches and everything. Anyway, none of our plans came to pass because some other shite marched in and clean bollocksed our plans. We are so completely spent with the week’s stressful exertions that we couldn’t muster the funny for The Week in Sexist News, and rather than do you all a disservice by writing a limp, wet one, we decided to abstain.
But you won’t go empty handed darlings, we aren’t so cruel. We have selected some other blogs and things which might pique your interest and tickle your fancies – see below.
Have a (patriarchy) smashing weekend,
Latest from the amazing and flamboyantly sweary The Kraken Wakes on Asda’s sexist survey
The Word Rabbit on being called a cunt as a bloke that supports No More Page 3
Laura Bates of Everyday Sexism on the best comebacks to sexist comments
Hawkeye and Windy have a pop at the Maily Dail
Here are some videos of Josie Long just being epic, just cos, we’re nice like that
And finally since we’re obviously tediously politically correct, being humourless feminists and all, here’s Stewart Lee explaining Political Correctness GONE MAD
Always better to abstain than make do with a wet limp one 😉
Hope you have a great weekend and better weeks ahead 🙂
Thank you lovely, we couldn’t live with ourselves if we delivered a blog that no one choked on a beverage mid-guffaw whilst reading. x
Rest up my lovelies we can entertain our selves silly with the links whilst you soothe your selves with biscuits (not garibalidi’s mind) x
God knows garibaldis would just make matters worse. Thanks love x
Saturday mornings not the same without you two – but The Kraken Wakes has just had to do! Come back to us soon…