by Iris Clot | Jul 13, 2017 | Bloggers, Flora Cramp, Health and Beauty, Iris Clot, Sexism, The Daily Mail, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
There is a point where you just can’t face reading The Express, The Mail, The Sun, The Star, a large proportion of The Mirror or The Telegraph and hope never to clap eyes on any of them ever again. We have reached it. Iris thought she could cope and valiantly...
by Flora Cramp | Jan 22, 2017 | Fashion, Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, News, Sexism, Tights Archive
As Brexit brow sweeps the nation, we take a look at this year’s hottest ‘Article 50’ style essentials, guaranteed to make your wardrobe great again. [Click here to view as a pdf] 1. Henge dress Made of dolerite poly-cotton mix, this neolithic number...
by Iris Clot | Jan 16, 2017 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, News, Sarah Vine, Sexism, The Daily Mail, Tights Archive
1) It’s always best to distract readers from bad news about any royals or prospective royals… …with tits. 2) Women should do age-appropriate shagging As men are allowed to have normal all-purpose sex regardless of age, one presumes these...
by Flora Cramp | Dec 11, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Merry December dearest pals, The Week in Sexist News is back! Well, sort of. While we’ve been working on our EXCITING NEW PROJECT (which we will unveil with a flourish in the New Year), so we’ve been taking a break from sexist newsing…but…we...
by Flora Cramp | Nov 5, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Good Morning readers! We hope you had a wonderful night of burning cloth men on massive pyres. We tend to do that every two to three weeks, but last night was exceptional – in fact, our fire is still going. We burned enough copies of The Sun to keep the embers...
by Iris Clot | Oct 30, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Good Morning, dear friends. I was just about to pen some scathing introductory words about the shittery of our newshounds, when I spilt a pint of coffee down one leg (the left one), so I’d better go and wash it (the right one is fine). Iris could’ve taken...
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