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Doctor Who Vs. Jackie (or The Road to Womanhood)

Doctor Who Vs. Jackie (or The Road to Womanhood)

by Iris Clot | Aug 31, 2017 | Contributors, Family, Sexism, Tights Archive, Violet Bushtrimmer

* This wise and personal missive to her younger self is another triumph penned by the wonderful and sensibly shod Violet Bushtrimmer. As I approach my dotage there are many things I miss about being young:  not being obsessed where the nearest toilet is, being able to...
Doctor Who and the man-babies

Doctor Who and the man-babies

by Iris Clot | Jul 20, 2017 | Bloggers, Contributors, Sexism, Tights Archive

We welcome esteemed new contributor Ms V. Bushtrimmer to the site with what we’re sure you’ll agree is a frankly sensational debut. Equal parts steamed loathing, vivid sexual imagery and weeping man-babies who will be watching Ant and Dec firing...
Ranty Pants: Spectator Sexism

Ranty Pants: Spectator Sexism

by Flora Cramp | Aug 27, 2015 | Contributors, Ranty Pants, Serious Politics, Sexism, Tights Archive

Greetings dear readers! Have you recently seen something infuriating? Have you read an article that has reduced your faculties to semolina?  Has a product or service that promised eternal salvation been a puddle of utter turd? Has an incident filled you with buckets...
Votes for Mike

Votes for Mike

by Iris Clot | Jun 30, 2015 | Contributors, Infographic, Serious Politics, Tights Archive

From our (menz) political correspondent Colin Trowel, we give you this important delve into politics with an infographic thing… Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr...
Ranty Pants: Have Your Say #3

Ranty Pants: Have Your Say #3

by Iris Clot | Jun 22, 2015 | Contributors, Ranty Pants, Tights Archive

Greetings dear readers! Have you recently seen something infuriating? Have you read an article that has irritated you so much you could gnaw clean through a robust park bench? Has a product or service rendered you partially blind with rage? Has an incident filled you...
Ranty Pants: Have Your Say!

Ranty Pants: Have Your Say!

by Flora Cramp | May 21, 2015 | Contributors, Ranty Pants, Tights Archive

Greetings dear readers! Have you recently seen something infuriating? Have you read an article that made you angry enough to burn down your own house? Have you been told that changing your prefix to ‘Ms’ on your bank account is a bit aggressive? Is your...
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