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A Beginners’ Guide to Not Sexually Harassing

A Beginners’ Guide to Not Sexually Harassing

by Iris Clot | Nov 8, 2017 | Bloggers, News, Sexism, Tights Archive, Violet Bushtrimmer

Sorry we’ve not been around very much, we figured it’d be fine to relax, after all there’s not been all that much sexism lately (hahahahhahaaaaaaaa …. weep). But fear not! The fabulous Violet Bushtrimmer is here with this very handy guide for...
Doctor Who Vs. Jackie (or The Road to Womanhood)

Doctor Who Vs. Jackie (or The Road to Womanhood)

by Iris Clot | Aug 31, 2017 | Contributors, Family, Sexism, Tights Archive, Violet Bushtrimmer

* This wise and personal missive to her younger self is another triumph penned by the wonderful and sensibly shod Violet Bushtrimmer. As I approach my dotage there are many things I miss about being young:  not being obsessed where the nearest toilet is, being able to...
Pop Smear #1 The Gym

Pop Smear #1 The Gym

by Iris Clot | Aug 11, 2017 | Bloggers, Iris Clot, Music, Pop Culture, Pop Smear, Tights Archive

OK. I have a confession to make. I have joined a gym. Partly to get my (probably correct) mother off of my back and partly because as a violently sedentary freelance illustrator, if I had a Fitbit it would pack it’s tiny bags and leave me for someone with an actual...
Mind the Gap and other tales of sexist fun

Mind the Gap and other tales of sexist fun

by Iris Clot | Jul 28, 2017 | Bloggers, News, Sexism, Slebs, Sport, The Beeb, The Daily Mail, Tights Archive, Violet Bushtrimmer

• It’s Friday and Violet Bushtrimmer, our roving correspondent out in the social media field, reports back on some recent findings. Mind the gap…. and the idiots. This was the week that the BBC decided to reveal the salaries of their top paid stars. Or was...
Doctor Who and the man-babies

Doctor Who and the man-babies

by Iris Clot | Jul 20, 2017 | Bloggers, Contributors, Sexism, Tights Archive

We welcome esteemed new contributor Ms V. Bushtrimmer to the site with what we’re sure you’ll agree is a frankly sensational debut. Equal parts steamed loathing, vivid sexual imagery and weeping man-babies who will be watching Ant and Dec firing...
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