by Iris Clot | Feb 26, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
It’s Friday, friends! As per usual this week, a sorry troupe of rent-a-hacks have spaffed some utter toss about wimmin onto page and screen. Averse to cleaning as we are – being general slovenly wenches with grimy fridge-backs – we have mopped...
by Iris Clot | Feb 20, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Hey Tights Fans, it’s been a peculiar week at Tights Towers this week. Iris is living a double life of intrigue, which mainly involves fannying about in London for work and hiding her drinking habits from her mother; Flora has been going on long walks to...
by Flora Cramp | Feb 13, 2015 | Flora Cramp, Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Roses are red, violets are – oh, I just can’t be arsed, dear readers. But, anyway, Valentine’s Day is upon us, with all its crap bears and hearts and 25% off Prosecco in Sainsbury’s. And that means a bumper week of patronising, sexist manure...
by Iris Clot | Feb 6, 2015 | Iris Clot, The Week in Sexist News, Tights Archive
Morning campers, we hope this Friday sees you well. We however, have had an absolute toss-bag of a week. Frankly, Flora and I would like this week to go get knotted. We had plans for amusing capers, my beard is coming on nicely and I’d planned to see if I could...
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